I’ve fucking died. I’m dead. A dead guy over here. Big dead-o. Ole Dead Bones. Cause of death: Dogs, but not for that reason.
I AM SCREAMING
Guy Picking Up Guys
well that went better than i expected
The guy in the chair mobile at the end with the dog = me.
harry potter; color analysis
I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.
animators are too damn clever for their own good
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
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Happy Easter my lovelies!
It’s 2014 why is there no dating website for Harry Potter fans
It really, really, really, really irks the shit out me when people in The Casual Vacancy tag bash the book, and then say they didn’t finish it. How can you form a complete opinion and give something a rating if you didn’t even finish the story? You could say I couldn’t finish it because it wasn’t grabbing me, but don’t form the opinion that something was “bad” when you never even reached the end. They make hard statements as if they’re knowledgeable about the entire story when really it just makes them look like a dumbass.
To be able to not be yourself for five minutes, half-an-hour, all day. I wouldn’t say it’s therapeutic, but it’s fun to think somebody else’s thoughts, especially a character like Joffrey. It’s a nice relief to day-to-day life. —Jack Gleeson